Tuesday, December 29, 2009

(Missing) Michigan, Where there is a lot of Water (ppiiicccheas beeeccheasss)



wait wait..
thats boring if i just plop them on here. lets tell a story shall we..

Once upon a time...

two girls from Dartmouth set out on a journey (dundundundun)
trekking through the tundra of the newest hampshires they ended up on a bus in boston...


it was dark and the travel was difficult
but there was lots of great convo..
and pretty colors
through..
the newest of yorks
and
cleve of lands
and tolls of ledo
haha
wtf?
lmao..


(uwwww....ahhhh...purty..bosty)


SOME HOW.
through it all.
specifically with the help of a goddess sculpture in a fish filet box
they made it



(yes... um Aimee def has a Tara, beautiful Bodhisattva in the box...yea. i know.. i dont know why she likes me either...when people too bomb for their own good love me i just sit by and take it and hope they never become the wiser..and yes.those glasses are actually broken..foreal and actually taped. you cant fake that..lol. it was def the talk of the visit like people thought she was just being a bootyclown lol.. booty clown is assclowns lil sister..lol. ade taught me that word...assclown.hahahaa.haha.HA!
man vocabulary is good. okay.. back to aimee.,
people thought she was just being an assbootyclown and taping her glasses)







side note:
Aimee le also specializes in wearing coool boots and "artsyfartsy i am an artist but im cool and not a d-wad see" pictures(see below)
(man aimee put me on the word d-wad lol..waid d-bag? watevers.. vocabulary..good)











okay back to our story..
wow...
im ACTUALLY RIDICULOUS..

the two girls..
they made it safely.
saw poetry n'shit/
it was good

hahah.

real good.
damn thats an UGLEEEEEEEEE picture of me lmao








>>yea. that type of good>

are these my bedroom eyes?...
dear God i hope not
lmao










ME AND aimee...
we take sexy pictures.

PLURAL.
homie
lol
OH man oh boy..
these pictures are making me so happy right now
lmao..
is this inappropro..who said that..
ew.
aimee was using that word.. and now i am
wtf
where'd that come from. lmao.
EW!

i need some sexy to wash that off..



aww. she's so cute..
ALL BETTER. =]
lol
there is a REALLLLLLY EMBARRASSING picture i skipped .. see.. i do have an appropriateness gauge.. or maybe i dont since i mentioned it lol.




im too sexy for my homemade

AAE clothing



(.coming soon-godwilling.)


printfabric suspenders.



...yes..
i know my self obessession is a wee bit unhealthy....sighhhhh
and
moving on..













THAT SQUIRREL IS ACTUALLY NAMED KING COBRA
DONT TRUST HIM!!!
HE IS
A FLYING
EVVIIILL
WOMBAT
CREATURE THING
THE LARGEST SQUIRELL I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!!!



you can't even tell how big he is tho lmao.
wtf
he was mad large doe.
homie
fucking huge
it would been appropriate to place him in the lil tale here as the dragon or something.. the obstacle to conquer for freedom
yea.
the fucking evil squirrel dragon man..
lol
BIG ASS FUCKING SQUIRREL
so uneccessary
i mean..
i dont usually take my time talking to God about squirrelss.(got more pressing issues haaa.)
but i do kinda wanna ask him
why
WHY
WHY
why a squirrel that bigg..
yesshabeesh
LOOKING LIKE A FURRY ELAPHANT.
yahweh

i mean YHWH
..right
....
ooooooooooooooooooooookayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

LOL.

huthutkingtutut.
a nice series of annoyance just to rap this shit up.. hmm shall well..
blllrrp.

if my camera farted all over this blog with most of my pics from michigan it would sound like that...
blllllrp..
like
madd base in it..
you gotta hear it homes.
like
use your fucking imagicicantion. so i just meant to write imagination just then. but imagicinatioin.....hommiee... tell me thats not dope..
good accident.

word.
i mean.
bllrrp.
and the fart would smell like this...



burrrmmbuurrmp.






this is when i realized there was a lot of water








i shouldnthavegottenthisdrinkishouldnthavegottenthisdrinkishouldnthavegottenthisdrink


night
night (in) connecticut.






yes..
smell.
...
with your eyes.
=]
wooooooooooooooooooow murk.

Wahid.



1 comment:

  1. this post made me so happy.

    especially loved the plane pictures.

    my mom says hi.

    <3 Aimee

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